02/22/2008 UPDATE: Welcome Ars, Gizmodo, and Gear Fuse readers!  We are reprinting stock on all sizes this week (we only have 1 medium on the shelf as of this writing).  If you'd like to order now we'll get your stuff printed and shipped by the end of the week.

During the mid-summer of 2007 internet users were abuzz over a mystery: Who is Fake Steve Jobs? Since the previous August this veiled persona had offered opinions on everything from Steve Ballmer, Bono, Apple (of course), even Britney Spears. Eventually the ruse was up and everyone got back to their daily routine, except us. We couldn't let it go without giving this the whole "turn-a-web-meme-into-a-wacky-shirt" rite of passage. With the permission of the real Fake Steve himself we present the Fake Steve Jobs mock turtleneck (and t-shirt!) for your wearing pleasure.

Printed on Anvil's Cotton Deluxe mock turtleneck. Sizing info available here.