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31 Corn Lane: Woah Balloons! SuperShopper Bag

31 Corn Lane: Woah Balloons! SuperShopper Bag
 
$30.00    $15.00
In stock
Shipping Weight: 2.44 pounds
When we Sperber Sisses we're lil' there were four things we just DESPERATELY wanted: a mini-pony, a trampoline, a skate ramp, and a hot air balloon. Much to our dismay, Dad ALWAYS said no. There was nowhere for the mini-pony to sleep! No one to build or maintain the skate ramp! No insurance coverage high enough to ensure that the trampoline didn't mangle any of the neighborhood kids! And no safe space in our lil' suburban New Jersey backyard for the hot air balloon to land! No matter how well thought out our case, the answer was always a swift-n-fatherly thumbs down. We were left to sulk and choreograph melodramatic jazz dance routines to our favorite Bay City Rollers record.

Years later and we still don't have a mini-pony or a trampoline or a skate ramp, but! We're finally taking the hot air balloon situation into our own hands. After searching far and wide, we found a super great place for it to land: in your fancy little fashion hands. Sup!

We're comin’ in hot with 4 different Hot Air tote styles: A grey-n-yellow shoulder bag, a grey-n-yellow mini bag, an oversized all-over print shopper and a more mid-sized all-over print shoulder bag. Jump in and fly up up and away with us, Miss Ladybird.

These bags are ultra excellent. Please believe us, we're so not full of Hot Air. Well, actually, we are, kindof, but totes not in that way.

Woah Balloons! SuperShopper - BIG! Just like Tom Hanks in the classic 80's flick. Anyone wanna go play giant-sized floor piano at F.A.O Schwartz? If so, grab this tote on your way there! Cause there's a coin purse inside, in case any of the rich people watching you kick out that totally sweet rendition of Heart and Soul with yr 8 year-old best friend give you cash money tippage for yr excellent performance. Dimensions are: 12 x 16 x 9. It's also got pop yellow lining and a zip pocket. We suggest pairing it with yr time on the set shooting an iconic movie from 20 years ago. Or rain boots.
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