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31 Corn Lane: Woah Balloons! Book Tote

31 Corn Lane: Woah Balloons! Book Tote
 
$25.00    $15.00
In stock
Shipping Weight: 0.75 pounds
When we Sperber Sisses we're lil' there were four things we just DESPERATELY wanted: a mini-pony, a trampoline, a skate ramp, and a hot air balloon. Much to our dismay, Dad ALWAYS said no. There was nowhere for the mini-pony to sleep! No one to build or maintain the skate ramp! No insurance coverage high enough to ensure that the trampoline didn't mangle any of the neighborhood kids! And no safe space in our lil' suburban New Jersey backyard for the hot air balloon to land! No matter how well thought out our case, the answer was always a swift-n-fatherly thumbs down. We were left to sulk and choreograph melodramatic jazz dance routines to our favorite Bay City Rollers record.

Years later and we still don't have a mini-pony or a trampoline or a skate ramp, but! We're finally taking the hot air balloon situation into our own hands. After searching far and wide, we found a super great place for it to land: in your fancy little fashion hands. Sup!

We're comin’ in hot with 4 different Hot Air tote styles: A grey-n-yellow shoulder bag, a grey-n-yellow mini bag, an oversized all-over print shopper and a more mid-sized all-over print shoulder bag. Jump in and fly up up and away with us, Miss Ladybird.

These bags are ultra excellent. Please believe us, we're so not full of Hot Air. Well, actually, we are, kindof, but totes not in that way.

Woah Balloons! Book Tote - Smothered in graphic 31CLHAB's (31 Corn Lane Hot Air Balloons), this tote is covered in 99 (not red) balloons, just like that legendary German punk rock song. Dimensions: 13 x 14 x 2. It comes fully equipped with a V8 engine, automatic sunroof, seat warmers, GPS system, pop yellow interior lining and special cell phone pocket. Tonal blues and yellows abound! We suggest pairing it with an afternoon in the park with the cutest boy from Drama Class. You can both stash yr cell phones inside it to help accommodate handholding! Or rain boots.
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