Let Yr Esteemed Attendance at All Holiday Affairs Begin: THE HOT DIGGITY CLUTCH - from yr crazy pals at 31 CORN LANE - has just arrived! 
 
The 31CL Hot Diggity Clutch, the most recent wave of unabashed canvas awesomeness to skip out of our Super Secret Headquarters, is prepared to hold yr cherry chapstick, that picture of Skip Sanderson. and up to 3 rolls of Tums brand antacid, just in case you powerstuff too many delicious delicious appetizers. We look out for our customers always! 
 
Whether it be the dreaded office Secret Santa dinner at Chile's or the fancypants black tie event at the W Hotel for OMGWe'reSoVeryImportant Magazine - the Hog Diggity will make people notice yr wild style and want to be part of yr advanced social warriorism! 
 
A delightful cotton candy pink and poo-poo brown number, the Hot Diggity boasts an all over Weener Dog print and measures approx 9.5 x 5.5 inches. Made of our trademark sturdy-as-the-dickens cotton canvas, key features include: an interior zip pocket, a wrist strap for dangling, and a 3-inch pooch shaped brass zipper pull - complete with some embossed yet casual 31CL branding on it. We are very in love, and sure hope you will be too.